@KimKardashian: OMG, I have @ JustinBieber’s phone #!!!! 800 8683402! CALL HIM! He’s taking calls for the next hour!!
@ParisHilton: No, no, I didn't go to England; I went to London.
@LindsayLohan:'WHY is everyone is SUCH a panic about hurricane (i'm calling it Sally)..? Stop projecting negativity! Think positive and pray for peace.
@MileyCyrus: Good morning everyone. Life is good. I am laying in bed with my mommy right now scratching her bug bites.
@Nicole Richie: I'm, like, soooooo pretty'.